Meet the cats

I made us get cats a few years ago in anticipation that I'd need them to legitimize my presence on the internet and drive traffic to my blog. Now is the time I'd like you to get acquainted.

Bills is a male brown tabby cat. Charlie is a male brown tabby cat.

Bills is a male brown tabby cat.

Charlie is a male brown tabby cat.

They may or may not be related, as they were both adopted strays, but Bills has an enormous head and a history of violence against other stray cats and Charlie was neutered as a kitten and therefore is a giant baby.

Charlie farts almost constantly. Bills has a tendency to sleep on my entire pillow, therefore causing me to have long sleepless nights and serious neck pain. They will destroy you for some chicken jerky. They love snuggling with each other.

I have almost no pictures of them not asleep.

Happy Wednesday.